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	<pubDate>Sun, 04 Dec 2011 15:47:56 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title><![CDATA[Chu Young Done / Hazard next?]]></title>
      <description><![CDATA[Arsenal have <a href="http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/arsenal-to-sign-striker-chu-young-park">officially announced</a> the signing of Park Chu Young from AS Monaco.  No figures are given, but it's supposed to be for around the £3m mark.
<br><br>
He looks like being a squad type player to push Chamakh for a place to cover RVP.
<br><br>
Interestingly enough, <a href="http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/premier-league/2011/08/30/2643048/no-way-park-chu-young-could-turn-arsenal-down-agent-admits">according to his agent</a>, he has to go back to Korea within the next two years to complete his military service, so the contract is sure to be no longer than that.
<br><br>
He looks like a good finisher and a good all round stiker, from what I've seen, so he may well end up being a good signing.
<br><br>
In other news...  Apparently Joe Cole is on his way to Lille on a season long loan.  This is being reported as a possible Eden Hazard replacement signing by some, and having spent some of my day being amazed by some of his skills on YouTube compilations (I'm sure we've all seen them by now), I hope it's true.
<br><br>
Seriously, if Arsenal miss out on Hazard after being so close, it may well end up being a missing out of <a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/article5293087.ece">C.Ronaldo</a> proportions, the way I see things.
<br><br>
Just over a day left to go now until the deadline.
<br><br>
Come on Arsenal, keep spending!]]></description>
      <link>http://www.arsenalgrouch.co.uk/blog/index.php?id=97</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2011 14:16:49 +0000</pubDate>
      <category>General</category>
      <comments>http://www.arsenalgrouch.co.uk/blog/index.php?id=97#cmt</comments>
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      <title><![CDATA[Exactly What Does Arsene Know?]]></title>
      <description><![CDATA[He knows a number of things...

He knows that if someone doesn't want to sell you their house, they don't have to.

He knows that Manchester United are the champions.

He knows that the champions are more than willing to pay the going rate for the players that they want, and that they were the better team, with the younger average age, playing the better football on Sunday.

He knows that Gary Cahill costs more than £6m.

He knows that his squad is in an abysmal state.

He knows that he has a bad mixture of players in his squad: Players that he desperately needs to be there (minority), players that desperately want to be there, but aren't good enough (majority), players who don't care if they're there or not (significant minority) and players who want to be somewhere else (ever decreasing minority).

He knows that he needs way more than the three new players he's been talking about to fix his incredibly weak squad.

He knows that the owner/board probably aren't too bothered exactly how he does it, as long as he keeps bringing in tens of millions of pounds profit every year.

He knows that he's the boss of his team, and 'no-one can tell him what to do'.

He knows that &quot;super quality&quot; costs more than 3, or even £6m.

He knows that there's a gigantic difference between &quot;super quality&quot; and 'super potential'.

He knows that probably almost every single Arsenal fan in the world wants him to spend some money on better players that the ones he's currently buying.

He knows that just about every other major team in Europe doesn't seem to be having any problems finding and buying the &quot;super quality&quot; that he's so far unsuccessfully (allegedly) &quot;worked very hard&quot; to find.

He knows that Arsenal are 4th from bottom of the EPL table.

He knows that Arsenal are looking very well placed to go 7 (seven) years without winning a trophy.

He knows that, since the throwing away a final in a cup that he never cared about when he had a strong squad, Arsen ..]]></description>
      <link>http://www.arsenalgrouch.co.uk/blog/index.php?id=96</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2011 10:38:31 +0000</pubDate>
      <category>General</category>
      <comments>http://www.arsenalgrouch.co.uk/blog/index.php?id=96#cmt</comments>
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      <title><![CDATA[Back into the blogosphere!]]></title>
      <description><![CDATA[I'm coming back.

I've been away since about 2008.

But having watched Arsenal get utterly humiliated at Old Trafford has made me decide to get blogging again.

Surely if there was EVER a time to be grouchy, this is it.

Arsene has THREE days to prove to the world that he's still capable of managing the club in the right way.]]></description>
      <link>http://www.arsenalgrouch.co.uk/blog/index.php?id=95</link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 28 Aug 2011 17:17:13 +0000</pubDate>
      <category>General</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Hey Arsene!  Look What You've Done!]]></title>
      <description><![CDATA[Here is a comparison of Arsenal's squad in the 2005-2006 season and the current one.
<br /><br />
There are fewer players in defence, midfield and attack, with experience clearly lacking.
<br /><br />
I've been thinking about the need for a defensive midfielder, but having had a look at the table, I think that it's clear that the defence is more worrying!
<br /><br />
Injuries or suspensions to any 3 of the 6 defenders at the same time leaves only 3 recognised defenders!
<br /><br />
This is the type of situation that could end up with Diaby or Eboue playing in central defence.
<br /><br />

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<td><span style="font-weight: bold;">2005-2006<br /><br />ATTACK</span><br />Adebayor<br />Aliadiere<br />Bendtner<br />Bergkamp<br />Henry<br />Van Persie<br /><br /></td>
<td><span style="font-weight: bold;">2008<br /><br />ATTACK</span><br />Adebayor<br />Vela<br />Bendtner<br />Eduardo<br />Van Persie<br />&nbsp;<br /><br /></td></tr>
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<td><span style="font-weight: bold;">MIDFIELD</span><br />Walcott<br />Reyes<br />Song<br />Pires<br />Owusu-Abeyie<br />Ljungberg<br />Larsson<br />Hleb<br />Gilberto<br />Fabregas<br />Flamini<br />Diaby<br />Bentley<br /><br /></td>
<td><span style="font-weight: bold;">MIDFIELD</span><br />Walcott<br />Song<br />Fàbregas<br />Diaby<br />Denílson<br />Ramsey<br />Eboué<br />Rosický<br />Nasri<br />Bischoff<br />Wilshere<br /><br /><br /><br /></td></tr>
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<td><span style="font-weight: bold;">DEFENCE</span><br />Campbell<br />Clichy<br />Cole<br />Cygan<br />Djourou<br />Eboue<br />Hoyte<br />Lauren<br />Senderos<br />Toure<br /><br /></td>
<td><span style="font-weight: bold;">DEFENCE</span><br />Sagna<br />Touré<br />Gallas<br />Silvestre<br />Djourou<br />Clichy<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></td></tr>
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<td><span style="font-weight: bold;">KEEPERS</span><br />Almunia<br />Lehmann<br />Poom</td>
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      <link>http://www.arsenalgrouch.co.uk/blog/index.php?id=94</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:28:32 +0000</pubDate>
      <category>General</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Arsenal.  A Club Without A Striker.]]></title>
      <description><![CDATA[What is an Arsenal striker?  I'm not talking about a forward or an attacking player.  I'm not talking about the likes of Kanu or Bergkamp who link the play.

I'm talking about the main goal getters.  The ones who get the bulk of the goals and the team struggles to find a way to score when they're not in it.

Lets have a look over the last 15 or so years shall we?  Starting with...

<strong>Alan smith.</strong>

Yes, Alan smith, the two time First Division top scorer who was only ever booked once in his entire career, which included moments such as getting the winning goal in the Cup Winners Cup Final against Parma and scoring against Liverpool in the famous 0-2 win at Anfield.

He was a striker suited to the kick and rush, boring, boring longball football that was the essence of the english top flight during the late 80's.

He was good in the air and good on the ground.  A sort of a C.Ronaldo of his time, but with a bit less pace, not much of the attitude and absolutely none of the flair.

Alan Smith was an Arsenal striker.  The fans loved him and he delivered what he was asked.  His style fit the style of the team and he finished his career with the Gunners having won a Double and a European trophy.

But who could replace such a big player for Arsenal?  Who could come in and to the difficult job of getting the goals and pushing the likes of Liverpool for the FIrst Division Championship?  In the end Arsenal turned to a player named...

<strong>Ian Wright.</strong>

The electric pace.  The sharp shooter accuracy.  The goals game after game after game.

Wright pretty much wore his heart on his sleeve, and was known for even celebrating his training ground goals.  Not only was he an Arsenal player, but he was one of Arsenal's biggest fans.  His goal celebrations and hyperactive character won supporters over from almost the first time he stepped onto the pitch in an Arsenal shirt.

Big moments in his career include breaking the clubs goal scoring record and being pa ..]]></description>
      <link>http://www.arsenalgrouch.co.uk/blog/index.php?id=93</link>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:18:26 +0000</pubDate>
      <category>General</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Some Arsenal 'Fans' Are Complete Idiots]]></title>
      <description><![CDATA[Where do I start?

Well first of all, I've discovered that there is a media conspiracy against Arsenal.

Not only have the BBC pundits, well known for their badly disguised dislike of Arsenal (minus Mr Dixon), been writing off Arsenal all season, but they are now joined by almost the entire Rupert Murdoch media empire.

Lets get this straight

These days football is about making money.

Sky have made an absolute fortune out of football.  I can't imaging that the majority of its customers subscribe so that they can watch crappy programs that they can download for free or constant re-runs of 6 month old films for weeks on end.

Sky is the USA of television and Setanta, Virgin Media and ITV are the 'axis of evil'.

You can forget about any favourable reporting of Arsenal from any Rupert Murdoch owned media source for the foreseeable future.

Why?

Because Arsenal have joined Setanta in Making Arsenal TV.

Which means that every good word about Arsenal on Sky is free advertising for a Setanta Channel.  ( If you want to see this brilliant club, the best place is on Setanta, right? )

Which also helps Virgin Media

Which means that Rupert Murdoch loses money...


...I don't think he likes the idea of losing money.

Am I being Paranoid?

I don't think so.  Even Cesc has come out and said that he'd noticed that the media seemed to be happy every time Arsenal lost.

You're not wrong Cesc, you're not wrong at all.

The majority of the media are now desperate for Arsenal to fail spectacularly for two reasons.

1.  Because of the above mentioned move with Setanta
2.  Because most, if not all of the pundits that they pay salaries to wrote Arsenal off from day 1.

At the beginning of the season, if you believed the hype, Arsenal would be struggling to get into 5th place right about now and Man Utd and Chelsea would be about 10 points ahead of 3rd and 4th placed Liverpool and Tottenham!

Most so-called Arsenal fans seem to be totally obliv ..]]></description>
      <link>http://www.arsenalgrouch.co.uk/blog/index.php?id=92</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:15:39 +0000</pubDate>
      <category>General</category>
      <comments>http://www.arsenalgrouch.co.uk/blog/index.php?id=92#cmt</comments>
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      <title><![CDATA[Hey Gallas, Don't Blame Clichy, It's Adebayors Fault... again!!]]></title>
      <description><![CDATA[Right, first off, Taylor should not get away with his horror tackle by just being handed a 3 match ban.

Arsene has spoken before about the way that teams try and shake Arsenal up possibly leading to a serious injury, and here you are.

It's not too dissimilar to what happened to Diaby a couple of seasons ago against Sunderland, and I'm sure that leg breaks like this on Arsenal players will continue to happen sooner or later if people think that the most they will get is a 3 match ban.

I mean, of course the guy is going to plead innocent and of course all his fellow players and manager will give him the best character reference in the world

So what else is new?


Anyway, the game showed something that need fixing, because Adebayor is still doing stupid things.

Yeah, I will admit, he has been playing about 10 times better recently.  He's been scoring the goals and has actually managed to complete some decent passes and not wreck a huge amount of build up play.

But...

The way he didn't pass to Bendtner was ludicrous.  Replays show him looking up as he ran towards goal, then after he missed, you can lip read him telling Bendtner &quot;sorry, I didn't see you&quot;

Now what's up with that!?

If Gallas wants to openly put the blame on someone, he should look at Adebayor and his selfishness that kept Birmingham in the game.

Wenger needs to get those two together and tell them to stop being such a couple of big kids.

If Cole and Sheringham can play well together without talking to each other, then so can these two.  Who cares who's better between them!?  They should play for the team.

Right now, I still keep remembering Thierry and how he used to get so many assists.  I'm pretty certain that if he was in the same position, the ball would have been squared 10 times out of 10.

If Adebayor wants to replace Thierry, then he should try looking at his assists as well as his goals.]]></description>
      <link>http://www.arsenalgrouch.co.uk/blog/index.php?id=91</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:38:08 +0000</pubDate>
      <category>General</category>
      <comments>http://www.arsenalgrouch.co.uk/blog/index.php?id=91#cmt</comments>
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      <title><![CDATA[Kaka Talks Pure Kaka]]></title>
      <description><![CDATA[&quot;We beat two other English teams last time and we won’t have problems with Arsenal.&quot;

That's what he's apparently said.

I just wanted to put this here now, along with the following story from earlier in the season, so I can look back at them and laugh in a few weeks time.

_______________________________________________________________
<strong>Arsenal can't win the Champions League - Ancelotti</strong>
Last updated at 12:05pm on 14th November 2007

Carlo Ancelotti has claimed Arsenal do not have the experience needed to win this season's Champions League.

&quot;Arsenal play well and they are getting excellent results, but the Champions League is decided in spring,&quot; Ancelotti, who led Milan to victory in the competition last season and in 2003, told the La Gazzetta dello Sport.

Carlo Ancelotti has questioned whether Arsenal can handle it when the going gets tough

&quot;Arsenal had lots of young, enthusiastic players but experience was crucial when the competition headed into its latter stages, he added.

&quot;It's necessary to know how to handle the pressure and tension in the best way. I don't know if they are trained for this.&quot;

Ancelotti said his team were the second strongest in the Champions League behind Barcelona. 
_______________________________________________________________

]]></description>
      <link>http://www.arsenalgrouch.co.uk/blog/index.php?id=89</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 12:58:44 +0000</pubDate>
      <category>General</category>
      <comments>http://www.arsenalgrouch.co.uk/blog/index.php?id=89#cmt</comments>
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      <title><![CDATA[Ashley Cole Is A Great Big Baby]]></title>
      <description><![CDATA[I'm almost lost for words at exactly how childish Ashley Cole really is.

His feeble excuses for wanting to leave the club such as...

<span style="font-style: italic"><strong>&quot;The club made Thierry feel wanted and special, wooing him... ...But me? I didn't have one dinner, one meeting or one phone call from anyone.&quot;</strong></span>

...and...

<span style="font-style: italic"><strong>&quot;Thierry and I sat in the centre circle after the final whistle, his name was sung from the rooftops while my contribution was recognised by a deafening silence.&quot;</strong></span>

...are so far past pathetic, that they border on ludicrous.

Why would anyone waste their breath singing his name??

What did he do for the club in the whole season that was so special??

Did he score loads of goals??

No... but Thierry did.

Did he make loads of assists??

No... but Thierry did.

Did he play in almost every game, even when he wasn't fit??

No... but Thierry did.

I suppose this is what happens when a person joins a football club from the age of 9.

Living in a fantasy world a lot of people only ever dream of, some of them clearly don't seem to see the need to actually grow up.

Honestly!  It's like a younger sibling wanting to run away from home because his big brother got more jelly and ice cream for pudding!

oooooohhh.... they don't love me like they should..... 'whimper', 'whimper'...

What!? Even after you went off and met Mourinho, then faked injury for the rest of the season??

Ah... the faked injury...

Yes, Ashley has something to say about that too (showing what a 'tough guy' he is in the process, oh yes! )  after being asked if he really was injured:

<span style="font-style: italic"><strong>&quot;'That was it. I blew my lid. `What!' I shouted, barely able to keep a lid on it,</span></strong>[oh Ashley, you're so hard!] <span style="font-style: italic"><strong>`I need to play for Arsenal to go to the World Cup, so why would I hold back? The more I hold back, the less chance I've got of going to Germany! And you are insulting me'.'&quot;</strong></span>

Prat.

Yes Ashley, why on earth would anyone doubt your commi ..]]></description>
      <link>http://www.arsenalgrouch.co.uk/blog/index.php?id=85</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:02:15 +0000</pubDate>
      <category>General</category>
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      <title><![CDATA[Thierry: No Way I Could Leave Arsenal]]></title>
      <description><![CDATA[
And here's a great BIG kick in the teeth for all the Arsenal haters out there...


Thierry Henry says he will sign his contract offer today if he can, and that there's no way he could leave the Arsenal fans, who he sees as being just like family.

<span style="font-size: 20px; line-height: normal"><strong>&quot;I hope to stay as long as I can keep running. I couldn't leave the fans. They're like family,&quot;

&quot;I love Barcelona, but on Wednesday Arsenal showed they had heart. I hope to finalise details today.&quot; </strong></span>

This news will obviously infuriate the all the clowns who were so desperate for Thierry to leave, but I have to say, it's not really a surprise to me.

Why would the best player in the world leave the best club in the world?]]></description>
      <link>http://www.arsenalgrouch.co.uk/blog/index.php?id=74</link>
      <pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2006 04:21:18 +0000</pubDate>
      <category>General</category>
      <comments>http://www.arsenalgrouch.co.uk/blog/index.php?id=74#cmt</comments>
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